Long Distance Relationship
A Marine on active duty in the Middle East, receives this letter from the 'girl he left behind':
"Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky"
The Marine battled for some time to come to terms with his hurt feelings, and the loss of his lady. Then he came into the mess one day and asked his fellow officers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc....
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all these other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies in the envelope he was assembling, before posting it off.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
"Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me by Return Mail.
All The Best, and have a Nice Day,
Ricky" |
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